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The First Knot: A Gentle Breeze
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\u201cI am not the bottom sentence!\u201d Clovis yelled from some faraway dream, carrying the bellow into his waking world with all the imperiousness of a king\u2019s proclamation. Clovis had awakened himself before the second syllable of \u201cbottom,\u201d and heard himself holler \u201csentence!\u201d as he was stumbling upright out of the bed of acorns within which he\u2019d been nestled. Unnerved by the bossy nonsense of his own decree, he was rattled all the more when he found himself clutching a fistful of dry, dead leaf crumble, a handful that only the previous night had been his carefully collected and ecstatic bouquet of bejeweled oak leaves.
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